Unsupported Speculation

I was thinking to myself as I was putting together my pack for some day-hiking, that you can go to some elite outdoors outfitter, and buy a pair of shorts for between $70 to $120, OR you could go to the Dollar General and buy a pair of basketball shorts for $10.

Now, with the cheaper, $10, Dollar Store option, there are almost no disadvantages. They are Sweat-Wicking™, Breathable™, Quik-Dry™, and Rip-Stop™.

The ONLY disadvantage is that they aren’t Form-Fitting™, nor in cuts that make you look like an Elon Musk Sex-Android™.

Alas, no one else on the trail will know that your pelvic thrusting is guaranteed for 200 years before servicing is required at one of the Musk dynasty’s numerous facilities throughout the Sol System.