Unsupported Speculation

Something unusual about the east is that throughout the southern part of it, there are a hell of a lot of spiritual systems which have multi-armed deities in some form or another. Now, this COULD be because most of them originated from India, such as Hinduism which even spread into the Philippians, as well as Buddhism which was founded after Hinduism and picked up the multi-armed thing.

Instead, I have a rather weird theory that explains both how various gods and goddesses ended up with more than two arms both in the past, as well as in the present.

But before I delve into that, I need to explain a few things. One is that our neurological system works a little like electrical circuits, and in a simple example, for every nerve going into a cell with a certain charge, the cell will divide out into two additional nerves, and one will be negative and one will be positive.

Further, if you can imagine a huge network of the type of simple branch I explained above which is like a large tree, then it is easier to imagine what would happen if somewhere within this tree the polarity flipped in one of the neurons. This is a ‘Phase Shift’.

Now if one or more phase shifts occur in places within our neurological system, this can cause a ‘Glitch’ in our own self-perception of our own body-sense. This is because you have to remember that our awareness of how our body is arranged is an illusion created by the Parietal Regions in the left and right sides of the brain. This is not to say that it isn’t real, but that the brain needs to create a ‘Simulation’ of how our body is in order to know what it is doing and how to move it.

One of the effects of this is the illusion of more than two arms. If precise phase shifts occur within the brain or body, then a glitch will happen where the arrangement of one REAL arm on one side of the body will be incorrectly duplicated on the opposite side of the body. Since most of us have two arms, this means that it will create the effect we have four arms.

The way they behave is the inverse of what the real arm is doing, and so if your right arm is out to the side and raised, then the illusory left arm will be out and down. Also, any twist or arrangement of your real wrist and hand will be slightly different on the opposite side, and the position and angle of the wrist as well as the arrangement of the hand will be slightly different. Briefly, the reason an illusory arm will not be a perfect duplicate of the real one on the other side is because the nervous systems on the left and right sides are VASTLY similar, but NOT identical. Thus, once information gets sent into the wrong side, then you will have something LIKE what was supposed to occur, but not exactly the same thing.

How did this multi-arm effect happen in the ancient past, in India, let’s say? I believe it is because dancers tend to perform movements which are unequal along the sides. To illustrate, take a look at this small statuette of Shiva.

Fairly typical of Traditional Indian Dance. Someone standing on his right foot, with the left leg raised, and spinal twist, the right arm and hand up with the left arm and hand down. Also look for the two additional arms stretched out to the sides holding objects, which represent the illusory arms because the objects in Hinduism represent two aspects of the deity Shiva. Lastly, the head is turned to the left to face the viewer, while the upper body remains turned to the right.

This type of stuff, IE the asymmetric arrangement of the body, naturally causes lots of tiny phase shifts to occur. Most of them don’t cause any weird phenomena, but that is because MOST of us are NOT dancers. Dancers WILL get weird bodily phenomena because certain types of dancing traditions require that the body move into positions such as that of the statuette above, which are unnatural, and thus cause polarity to flip somewhat randomly throughout the brain and body. If enough of these occur in the correct places, then PRESTO, you will have four arms.

But what about multiple arms in more modern times? I believe it is likely that in places where you have very old religions and dancing traditions, such as in eastern Asia, then you also have an abundance of dirty power grid hookups. This is because millions of people in India, Southeast Asia, and the Philippians live in extremely impoverished conditions. Because of large extended families and expansive ‘Mutual Hustling Networks’, it is cheaper to get some shady contact of yours to cause , for a little money, the local power company to have the power turned off briefly, in order to have some dirty power street crew hook up your place, than it is to pay regularly for utilities.

And SO… I speculate that in these places of poverty and dangerous power, people get zapped every now and then, and this will cause phases to get flipped here and there, and people get to enjoy spreading out a fan of arms for a little while.

In closing, even though it isn’t very important, it is LITERALLY incorrect phases shifts throughout our nervous system that cause all sorts of spiritual and bodily problems. I know this sounds weird, but all sorts of cognitive problems occur just because single neurons here and there just have their polarity flipped the wrong way. There are not problems at first until enough of these accumulate, and then you end up with all sorts of things that go mostly minorly wrong here and there within our human lives.

Theoretically, these problems can even add to each other. For instance, if you have an incorrect phase shift in one place, and then farther along in this connected network there is another phase shift, then not only can it create a DIFFERENT problem than the first phase shift created, but it is possible that it actually takes two or more connected incorrect phase shifts before a single problem occurs. What I mean is that there may be places throughout our nervous system where in order to create some sort of unintended effect, you need to have MULTIPLE precise places here and there flipped before anything happens.

And so to get to my point, the most basic way that incorrect phase shifts occur is by having the arm and leg on ONE side of the body not bent the same way. Ie, if you are stretched out, and your left arm is slightly bent at the elbow, then your left leg needs to be bent too. On the RIGHT side of the body, the arm and leg can either be bent or straight, but both the arm and leg need to be doing the same thing on a single side of the body, or small phase shifts occur the easiest.

Also, the spine needs to be straight. What the head does doesn’t matter much as long as it is not turned to far to the left or right.

One very last thing. A quick way to realign the phases in the head and down the spine is just to drink a little water. Water naturally pulls electrical charge into it, and so if you stand or sit up straight and drink some water, it will quickly pop phases down the spine into their correct places, and then you won’t have the multi-armed deity problem before heading out the door.